First we rode around the central portion of the lake, just over an hour of gentle rollers. He often left me in the dust, even with his mountain bike gearing. Next we climbed Col du Lystra, a short steep hill with a local reputation. When we got to the wall, he smiled, stood, and said bye. I just knew he would like it.

He is already super-fit, he said "whee" coasting down Jack Bennett, and he already has the 'fake rando smile' (right photo). He's almost there. With a little saddle conditioning, we could have another rando in our midst.
Lesson learned: Keep regaling your friends with stories and photos and schwag.
Now where did I put those medals I bought?...